David Hasselhoff - the missing Key?

The true origins of the Face on Mars has been a question in everyone's mind since the photos were first taken. Some individuals, such as former NASA-man Richard Hoagland, claim that it is the remnants of an ancient civilization. Others believe that it is none-other than the origins of the human race itself.
We here at UFO Inquirer believe the link between truth and speculation resides not on the planet Mars, but in our very own Hollywood! That's right, DAVID HASSELHOFF is the key to the mystery! Once the face is digitally enhanced, a better comparison can be made...